The Big Bang Theory - From The Moment That I Met You

If I didn’t have you
Life would be blue
I’d be Dr. Who without the tardis
A candle without a wick
A Watson without a Crick
I’d be one of my outfits without a dick-ey
I’d be cheese without the mac
Jobs without the Wozniak
I’d be solving exponential equations that use bases not found on your calculator making it much harder to crack
I’d be an atom without a bomb
A dot without the com
And I’d probably still live with my mom

(And he’d probably still live with his mom)

Ever since I met you, you turned my world around
You supported all my dreams and all my hopes
You’re like uranium-235 and I’m uranium-238
Almost inseperable isotopes

I couldn’t have imagined
How good my life would get
From the moment that I met you,
Bernadette

If I didn’t have you
Life would be dreary
I’d be string theory without any string
I’d be binary code without a one
A cathode ray tube without an electron gun
I’d be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon
I’d speak a lot more Klingon
Heghlum’meH QaQ jajvam [It’s a good day to die]

And he’d definitely still live with his mom

Every since I met you, you turned my world around
You’re my best friend and my lover
We’re like changing electric and magnetic fields
You can’t have one without the other

I couldn’t have imagined
How good my life would get
From the moment that I met you
Bernadette

(Oh, we couldn’t have imagined
How good our lives would get
From the moment that we met you
Bernadette)


Andy Samberg ALS Ice Bucket Challenge


Hooking up with a lot of dudes doesn’t make you look cool. Hooking up with one dude that you care about and know and have strong feelings for makes you cool. And even then, you should never let someone pressure you into doing something that you don’t want to do. Like John Mayer said, your body is a wonderland. But you know what? It’s your choice if you want Wonderland to be an exclusive club, like VIP, you gotta wait in line forever to get into the club. Or if you want Wonderland to be like a theme park where kids get in for free on Saturdays with a canned good. That’s your choice. And I, Jenna, promise to never judge you by the color of your booty shorts and how much titty tata you got hanging on your shirt piece, but only by the contents of your mouth, butt hole and vagina.

— Jenna Marbles, Things I Don’t Understand About Girls Part 2: Slut Edition (via yanaisaloser)


sheeppap:

tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN

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ITS LIKE

ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew

214382 Notes Posted: 1 day ago Source: sonia-nvm / are-you-really

itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND



theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

im laughing because im listening to the krusty krab remix

1029068 Notes Posted: 1 day ago Source: easy-as-a-b-d / gnarly



nikoanesti:

for ten years now, leonid tishkov has traveled the world with his moon. here we see him in arctic svalbard magdalene fjord (1,5,7), new zealand, near rangitito (second photo, taken by marcus williams), the tian shang observatory near the border between china and kyrgyzstan (third photo, by po-i chen) and moscow (4,6,8, taken by boris bendikov)

"the moon is a shining point that brings people together from different countries, of different nationalities and cultures - and everyone who gets in its orbit does not forget it ever. it gives fairytale and poetry in our prosy and mercantile world," leonid writes. "the moon helps us to overcome our loneliness in the universe by uniting us around it."

leonid adds, “the ancient ural peoples who lived in my home told a fairy tale about how a shaman goes into the next world, illuminating the path of the moon. so in all of my photos, i can be seen in my late father’s cloak, because he travels with me in this way.”

This reminds me of a book I had as a kid. I can picture it, but I can’t think of what it was…


big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend


dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website


sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 


297804 Notes Posted: 1 day ago Source: spermbanker / gnarly

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office